Does God have a sense of humor??? I guess the answer is "yes." Have you ever seen an armadillo?
If we work to pay the car bill, why don't we just get rid of the car...then we wouldn't have to work.
Is the alphabet in that order because of the song?
Exactly how much wood can a woodchuck chuck? (And what is chucking anyway?)
If oranges were purple, would they still be called oranges?
If a fly didn't have wings, would it be called a walk?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway.
Why can't we have our cake and eat it too??? What are we expected to do with the cake if we can't eat it???
Was the person who invented the weekend a masochist? Why don't we work 2 days and rest 5???
How many fish died when Moses parted the Red Sea?
Isn't race-walking like a contest to see who can whisper the loudest?
Why didn't Noah just kill those 2 mosquitos?
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